She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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