Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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