is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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