On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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