Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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