you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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