Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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