at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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