fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
