Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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