I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
God, you're like boner-b-gone
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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