hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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