I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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