The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
