Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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