it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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