did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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