He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I bet he comes in French.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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