Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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