nut hugger
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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