Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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