it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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