yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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