youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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