I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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