How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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