he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Will exercising make me less horny?
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