do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
