Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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