I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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