It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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