How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Just cropdusted the office
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Houston, we have a blender
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
