dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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