i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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