I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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