I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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