In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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