i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
That accounts for only three of the penises
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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