your room smells of hookers.
And success
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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