you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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