It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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