We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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