I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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