Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Two words: nipple clamps
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