yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
