Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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