can u get pink eye on your cock?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
