ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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