you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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