'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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