my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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