Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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