Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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