do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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