garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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