Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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